A tragicomic tale of magic, furious witches, money that refuses to fall from the sky, and a book that dared to take away their candles.
The witches attacked me!
No, they didn’t come down the chimney, they didn’t send toads into my bedroom, and they didn’t turn my neighbors into bats, although, now that I think about a few of them, the transformation might have taken place long before I noticed. They attacked me on one of the social media platforms, where modern witchcraft has evolved spectacularly, where curses no longer need to be written on parchment but can simply be delivered in the comments section, and where an angry finger pounding on a keyboard can easily replace three hours of incantations in the forest.
I admit I was absolutely terrified, so I immediately hid my electric broom in the garage, shoved my magic wand into a place so intimate that not even an experienced demon would dare go looking for it, and decided to remain silent, because there are certain things in life you simply shouldn’t mess with: the tax authorities, a woman who knows where you keep your savings, and, above all, a witch with unlimited internet access.
The trouble apparently began the moment I committed the unforgivable mistake of writing a book called The Witch Code, in which I had the audacity to strip witches of their candles, herbs, crystals, jars of cinnamon, and little midnight rhymes, leaving them face to face with a question so uncomfortable that I can almost hear their cauldrons bubbling with indignation: if magic is a real power, why should it depend on an inventory of kitchen supplies and an operating schedule determined by the phases of the Moon?
I fully understand the seriousness of my offense. I have endangered an entire industry, threatened the economic stability of scented candle manufacturers, and probably triggered an existential crisis among sage distributors, who until yesterday believed they were merely supplying aromatic plants, without suspecting that the financial prosperity of humanity depended on their harvests.
How I Missed My Chance to Become the Richest Woman in the World
Over the years, I have encountered so many recipes for attracting money that, if even half of them had worked as promised, I would have bought several banks by now, lent money to the International Monetary Fund, and accumulated enough wealth to enjoy the luxury of never checking the price of olive oil again.
I learned that money comes if you light a green candle on a particular day, sprinkle cinnamon at your doorstep, write an amount on a piece of paper and hide it under your pillow, repeat a formula nine times, or stare into a mirror at midnight while concentrating on universal abundance.
There are rituals for fast money, unexpected money, money that returns, money that multiplies, and money arriving from unknown sources, although nobody seems to have invented the ritual that makes the electricity bill disappear from the mailbox all by itself.
I seriously considered standing on one leg at midnight, singing in front of the mirror, and asking the Universe to send me prosperity, but when the electricity bill arrives in the morning, I discover that the power company does not accept positive vibrations instead of euros.
Therefore, if the ritual fails, I will find myself without money and without electricity, which automatically transforms me into an authentic witch, forced to live by candlelight.
And that, apparently, is how destiny sometimes pushes you toward spirituality without asking your permission.
Considering how many bundles of sage, mint, and lavender I would have to burn to attract even fifty cents, I am convinced that the tea industry would plunge into an international crisis, while pharmaceutical companies would begin looking at me with profound jealousy, because according to the logic of certain miraculous recipes, I could attract health, youth, love, and prosperity with a single trip to the spice aisle.
And yet, amid this extraordinary abundance of advice on becoming rich, I noticed one detail that continues to intrigue me: many of the people promising urgent money through rituals seem remarkably concerned with selling as many of those rituals as possible.
I do not know these people’s financial circumstances, nor do I claim that all of them are poor, but the commercial contradiction is far too delicious to ignore. If you have discovered the secret formula through which the Universe delivers money within twenty-four hours, why do you need to sell that same formula at a weekend discount?
If you have direct access to unlimited prosperity, why do you need subscriptions, donations, courses, and private sessions?
And if the ritual works so wonderfully, why not use it to obtain the money you need before asking me for fifty euros to explain how it’s done?
I fear that the only demonstrable magic in this business is the extraordinary ability to transform the customer’s money into the income of the person promising miracles.
I Took the Witch Off Her Broom and Put Her Face to Face with History
When I began writing The Witch Code, I did not set out to insult women who practice rituals, ridicule traditional beliefs, or deny the importance of symbols. Quite the opposite: the more I investigated the history of witchcraft, the more I discovered that the reality behind the legends is infinitely more interesting than the familiar image of a woman wearing a pointed hat, standing over a cauldron with a black cat beside her.
In the first chapter of the book, I began precisely with this familiar image, constructed over centuries from fear, religion, prejudice, folklore, trials, and, later, literature and cinema. Behind it, however, I found very different people: folk healers, fortune-tellers, midwives, people knowledgeable about medicinal plants, practitioners of charms, and individuals who had acquired the mysterious reputation of knowing things that others did not.
What particularly intrigued me was how easily that reputation could become dangerous. A woman whom the village believed capable of curing an illness could, under certain circumstances, also be suspected of causing it, while a single unfortunate coincidence could transform a respected neighbor into someone feared by the entire community.
Sometimes a witch did not have to do absolutely anything to become a witch. It was enough for other people to believe she was one.
That was when I began to understand that the history of magic is not merely the history of rituals, but also the history of the power people grant to those they believe possess inaccessible knowledge.
And, much to my disappointment, I found no universal registry of witches, no official broom-driving examination, and no government department issuing permits for curses.
The Mystery of the Ritual That Must Be Performed Exactly Right, Even Though Nobody Knows Which Version Is Correct
Another thing that fascinated me during my research was the extraordinary diversity of rituals. In the Greco-Roman world, there were curse tablets known as defixiones. Other traditions developed amulets, prayers, charms, and symbolic objects, while European folk practices passed formulas and gestures from generation to generation, gradually changing along the way.
I noticed that two people could pursue exactly the same goal using completely different rituals, without either necessarily considering the other’s tradition powerless.
I found this detail extraordinary, especially when I compared it with the impressive certainty of internet witches who now explain that if you fail to light your candle at the exact hour, or place your cinnamon on the wrong side of the room, the Universe will reject your prosperity request like an incorrectly completed application form.
I wonder how witches in Antiquity managed without digital clocks, phone notifications, and video tutorials. Presumably, many missed their opportunity to become millionaires simply because they didn’t know whether the ritual had to begin at 11:59 p.m. or 12:01 a.m.
In the book, I explored how rituals change, how certain elements disappear while others are added, and how some practices eventually come to be presented as ancient secrets, even though their current forms may be the result of much more recent modifications.
This observation led me toward a question that runs throughout the entire work: if rituals differ so dramatically, is it possible that their true significance lies not in the objects being used, but in the meaning the human mind assigns to them?
The Curse That Works Without Actually Working
Of all the subjects I investigated, one struck me as particularly disturbing, because it demonstrates how a curse can produce real consequences even when there is no evidence that any supernatural force has intervened.
Imagine someone telling you, in a grave voice and with an expression capable of making even a statue tremble, that a powerful curse has been placed upon you and that, over the coming days, problems will begin appearing in your life.
At first, you laugh, but the next day you lose your keys, two days later you argue with someone, then you have a terrible night’s sleep, and eventually you begin interpreting every unpleasant incident as confirmation that the curse is working.
From that moment onward, fear can change the way you sleep, think, make decisions, and interpret events. You become more attentive to misfortunes than to things that go well, while what previously seemed like an ordinary coincidence takes on the significance of an invisible threat.
In The Witch Code, I examine precisely these mechanisms of suggestion, autosuggestion, and expectation, including the ways in which a prophecy can contribute to its own fulfillment through the behavior of the person who believes in it.
Here lies, in my opinion, one of the most uncomfortable questions in the entire history of witchcraft: if someone begins to suffer because they are convinced they have been cursed, what produced that suffering—the supposed supernatural force, or the belief that changed their life?
Not every effect of belief is imaginary, just as not every real effect proves the existence of magic. Fear can produce genuine psychological and physical reactions, and this reality is important enough to deserve investigation without automatically invoking demons, spirits, or mysterious energies.
The Witch Who Discovers Your Curse and Then Charges You to Remove It
And so we arrive at one of the most profitable miracles of the modern world: discovering a curse you never knew existed, followed by the generous offer to remove it for a fee.
The scenario is almost perfect.
You visit someone who claims to identify evil influences, and they inform you that your energy is extremely heavy, that someone close to you is jealous, and that an ancient curse hangs over your family.
Naturally, they cannot immediately tell you who cast it, because such information requires an in-depth spiritual investigation which, for reasons the Universe refuses to explain, is never free.
You pay for the first ritual.
Nothing happens.
You are informed that the curse is stronger than originally anticipated and that you need a second ritual involving special ingredients, which costs more.
You pay again.
Your problems continue, so you discover that you have a hereditary curse, three energetic blockages, two attached entities, and probably an ancestor who offended a witch sometime in the seventeenth century.
By the time you finish your spiritual treatment, you can no longer afford to pay your bills, but at least you know exactly why you are poor: you spent everything trying to escape a curse that nobody ever demonstrated existed.
In the manuscript, I analyzed this form of fear-based exploitation, in which the person claiming to discover the danger is the very same person selling the solution. It is a particularly effective mechanism of manipulation because every failure can be presented as evidence that the threat is even more serious than previously believed.
I do not, however, confuse such scams with all spiritual practices, nor with people who preserve their traditions without exploiting the vulnerability of others. The difference between a personal belief and a fraudulent commercial promise is essential.
But I must admit that if I possessed the talent to invent curses that only I could remove, my electricity bill would probably no longer be a problem.
It would be a business opportunity.
Where Is the Witch’s Power Actually Hidden?
The further I progressed in my research, the less interested I became in the inventory of magical objects and the more fascinated I became by the human being using them. Why do certain symbols provoke fear, others inspire confidence, and some rituals manage to change a person’s behavior even when there is no evidence that they alter the external world through supernatural means?
In The Witch Code, I explored this relationship between mind, will, belief, and ritual, as well as the stories of spirits, demons, entities, and extraordinary experiences that have nourished magical traditions throughout history.
I wanted to understand what practitioners claimed, what historical sources recorded, and which explanations could actually be supported, without turning every legend into a demonstrated fact or every unusual experience into a joke.
You do not have to believe that a green candle can change the balance of a bank account to recognize that symbols, expectations, and convictions can profoundly influence human behavior. Nor do you have to reject every spiritual tradition to notice that some of the commercial promises of modern magic cannot withstand even the most elementary scrutiny.
It was precisely this boundary between belief and evidence, between experience and interpretation, between psychological power and supposed supernatural intervention, that led me to write the book.
I did not want to offer readers yet another recipe for becoming rich by Thursday, because if I had discovered such a recipe, I would probably be writing from a castle by now, surrounded by accountants rather than candles.
I wanted to ask more uncomfortable questions, examine what history has preserved, and show how easily the power of the mind can be confused with the power attributed to objects.
The Witch Code is not a cookbook of lucky teas, a manual for getting rich through cinnamon, or a collection of incantations for attracting love. It is an investigation into witchcraft, history, the mind, belief, will, fear, and the mechanisms through which human beings have attempted to understand and control the unknown.
And if some of my conclusions are disturbing, I can only assume that I have touched a sensitive nerve.
My Dear Witches, I Am Not Asking You to Give Up Your Brooms
I am simply asking you not to expect me to believe that placing three bay leaves in my wallet will cause the director of a Swiss bank to call me tomorrow morning and ask where the Universe would like my millions transferred.
I have nothing against candles, I love lavender, I use mint, and I respect traditions that have survived for centuries, but I reserve the right to ask why a ritual only seems to work when the person selling it receives payment in advance.
After all, if magic exists in a form we do not yet understand, it should be interesting enough to withstand questions, investigations, and verification without collapsing at the first request for evidence.
And if it cannot withstand even a single question, then the problem is not my skepticism, but the fragility of the promise.
So, my dear internet witches, you may keep your candles, crystals, herbs, and recipes for prosperity, while I will keep my questions, my books, and my irritating habit of investigating things before believing them.
If you wish to curse me, I would only ask that you refrain from doing so between 10 p.m. and 8 a.m., because I need my sleep, and if you genuinely possess the power to attract money from the Universe, I would be most grateful if you could begin with my electricity bill.
Until then, my electric broom will remain hidden in the garage, my magic wand will remain in a place where no customs inspection should ever attempt to look for it, and I will continue writing about what fascinates me most: the mysteries that human beings have transformed into beliefs, and the beliefs that others have transformed into businesses.
And if tomorrow morning I wake up transformed into a frog, please don’t send a prince to kiss me.
Send me a good editor and a publishing contract.
At least we might make some money out of the story, since cinnamon clearly hasn’t worked.
THE WITCH CODE — MIRA GRECU
Beyond candles, incantations, and miraculous promises lies a far darker and more fascinating history: that of the human mind, fear, belief, and the power that people have attributed to magic for centuries.
The Witch Code invites you to discover who the witches behind the legends really were, how rituals originated, why certain curses seem to work, how fear of the unknown can be exploited, and where the boundary lies between authentic experience, suggestion, manipulation, and the supernatural.
It does not promise you miracles. It challenges you to investigate who is promising them, why, and with what evidence.
Mira GRECU — The Witch Code











